Because This Totally Means I’m the Boss of You Now

Tonight I take one of my BFF’s that has lived with me for the past 2 weeks back to her house.

She had surgery on both her feet, so I’ve taken care of her since she hasn’t been able to walk.

YAY!!  I won’t have to play caregiver any longer!!!

I don’t think I was a very good caregiver.

I was always telling her she had to do as I said and I was the boss of her.

Well, not all the time.

Most of the time.

But its fun telling someone that you are the boss of them.

Even her doctor said I was.

Of course, that was the day of the surgery when I had to sign her releasing documents/forms since she was still under the influence of the loony meds they give to knock ya out.

But still.

I became her boss for that day, legally.

Then I overthrew that government and made it a dictatorship.

I, of course, was the leader.

And I declared that I was the boss of her from then on out.

Or at least until she could walk again.

Whichever came first.

Forget the fact that I am dictator and already the boss of her.

Like I wrote, it’s fun to proclaim you are the boss of someone.

And now it ends and I’m just like the rest of you now.

Damnit.