Twittersome Tuesday
Here are some of my favorite Tweets from the past week:
@jamievaron: Tonight totally redeemed the clusterfuck that was today.
@altgeldshrugged: read that Thomas Jefferson is responsible for bringing macaroni and cheese to America. Just when I thought I coudn’t be a bigger fan…
@kolchak: My cat smells like syrup and this can only lead to bad things and furry tongues.
@chipcoffey: Lady asked me to contact her dead dog. She asked what he was saying. With a sly smile, I replied: WOOF! WOOF! 
@Navre: It’s about 10 degrees. Why do I live here? I blame the pilgrims.
@TheBloggess: I’m the only person on twitter not watching the Grammys. This must be how blind people feel all the time. They feel vaguely annoyed, btw.
@rainnwilson: If Willie Nelson made a pass at me, I’d sigh and be like: “Fine. Whatever. You’re Willie Nelson, let’s do this.”
@nicoleisbetter: Someone should probably tell whiskey that it’s the unofficial sponsor of my life.
@mayopie: Speaking of plastic surgery, Burt Reynolds face looks like someone drew a mustache on a condom and stuffed a soccer ball inside it.
@OutNumberedisMe: My daughter called me a disgusting pig, because I was eating Ham in my underwear. Who doesn’t eat Ham in their underwear. I’m confused.
If y’all aren’t following any of them, well, you’re robbing yourself some great belly laughs.
Thanks buddy. You ain’t so bad yer self… xoxo